mtg green cards that give trample MTGNexus where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity Trample - MTG Keywords Explained

The first two make your Octopus, Kraken, Serpent, or Leviathan creatures unblockable (and anything else as long as it's blue), while Spawning Kraken creates more 9/9s to hit with whenever it deals combat damage

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Elvish Warmaster can grant Deathtouch, something that will make your opponent think twice before blocking (even if you decided not to pay the mana)

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Giving your dorks flash is great, as it's not like you really care about flashing a Sol Ring or a planeswalker at a time you can't use it's loyalty ability anyway